These are more funny than bad, we occasionally receive some odd ones in the recruiting department. Once a guy with no Library experience applied for a Library Tech position we posted, his resume read that he'd completed 9-days of clown school and was ready to take on the world. Needless to say he did not get the job.
Recruiting managers often have to fight back tears of laughter (or despair?) going through applicants’ resumes. In some instances, it is almost hard to believe that the person had the guts to send it.